Happy birthday, sweet 16
How did she get from that to this?
Let me show you how.
First, she developed her exquisite taste in clothes..
Oops, sorry - wrong one! Not that exquisite taste in clothes! This one ;-)
She always was a tiara girl. When she'd grown out of the frilly hats :-) (I'm smiling, but I'll be in trouble when she sees some of these..)
Although she had to experiment a little bit first, until she got it right:
Then she acquired her ladylike table manners:
Her elegant deportment:
And her sweet, dulcet tones:
Not to mention some luxurious bathing habits she picked up along the way:
Until eventually, someone was kind enough to name their shop after her:
And that's it. The world has now survived 16 whole years full of crazy, classy, weird and wonderful Zaraness and I think it's a better place for it.
Here she is. Happy birthday Zara!
(No, I'm not taking out the one with the hat. It was a beautiful hat! Well, you liked it at the time. Well, I didn't hear you complaining. The frills were very pretty! In fact, I've seen one like it recently that I thought I might buy for you.. Oh! There seems to be a strange, murderous look in your eye! I wonder why..)